How to Survive as an Ugly Man

BAD GENETICS. GREAT MERCHANDISE. ZERO APOLOGIES.

Not everybody was born handsome. Some of us were born with a face for radio, a personality for prison, and just enough confidence to make things uncomfortable.

Welcome to the official How to Survive as an Ugly Man collection from Poorly Supervised Press!

Shop hilarious T-shirts, hoodies, and beanies inspired by the book.

You can't fix ugly. But you can dress it better.