My Morning Coffee Is Preventing a Felony | Funny Coffee Mug

$36.65 NZD (plus tax)

Some people wake up feeling grateful. Others need caffeine before they can be trusted around the general public.

Meet your new favorite morning survival tool.

Featuring an angry, bloodshot-eyed cartoon coffee cup with a spectacularly bad attitude, this hilarious black ceramic mug proudly declares:

"MY MORNING COFFEE IS THE ONLY THING PREVENTING A FELONY."

Perfect for caffeine addicts, sarcastic coworkers, grumpy morning people, and anyone whose personality doesn't officially load until the second cup.

Why you'll love it:

  • Glossy black ceramic finish

  • Bold orange-and-cream cartoon artwork

  • Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes

  • Printed on demand

  • A hilarious gift for coffee lovers with questionable attitudes

Poorly Supervised Press — Bad Ideas. Beautifully Published.

Warning: Coffee not included. Improved behavior not guaranteed.

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More details

  • Ceramic
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Size & Fit

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.