My Morning Coffee Is Preventing a Felony | Funny Coffee Mug
Some people wake up feeling grateful. Others need caffeine before they can be trusted around the general public.
Meet your new favorite morning survival tool.
Featuring an angry, bloodshot-eyed cartoon coffee cup with a spectacularly bad attitude, this hilarious black ceramic mug proudly declares:
"MY MORNING COFFEE IS THE ONLY THING PREVENTING A FELONY."
Perfect for caffeine addicts, sarcastic coworkers, grumpy morning people, and anyone whose personality doesn't officially load until the second cup.
Why you'll love it:
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Glossy black ceramic finish
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Bold orange-and-cream cartoon artwork
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Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
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Printed on demand
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A hilarious gift for coffee lovers with questionable attitudes
Poorly Supervised Press — Bad Ideas. Beautifully Published.
Warning: Coffee not included. Improved behavior not guaranteed.
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Poorly Supervised Press
- Email: contact@support.poorlysupervisedpress.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
